The Crazy Bear

73-75 Wycombe End, Beaconsfield, England
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Hotel Description

Just when it seems as though the luxury-hotel world has settled into a sort of contemporary-retro equilibrium, all clean lines and tasteful nods to tradition, along comes something whose sheer opulence blows the understated-luxe formula out of the water. Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is anything but understated, a fantasia in gilt and velour, fur and leather, an absolute explosion of luxury — in the incongruous setting of a 15th-century coaching inn in Beaconsfield, the quiet Buckinghamshire market town midway between London and Oxford.

If you’re in a mood to transport yourself to another world, a scant twenty minutes from central London, then this is your place. The rooms are dark, decadent, and romantic, best suited for a couples escape, unless a massive copper bathtub — plainly visible from the bed — is your idea of a business-travel must-have. Two restaurants, one English and one Thai, serve upscale fare made from local produce, and attract as many locals as Crazy Bear guests. And cementing the hotel’s status as a modern-day pleasure palace is the presence of an unexpected outdoor pool and Jacuzzi — safe to say English coaching inns have come a long way in the course of the last six centuries.

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Hotel Criteria

  • 45 Rooms
  • Style: Contemporary Classic
  • Atmosphere: Lively

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Hotel Amenities and Services

  • 100% non-smoking hotel
  • 24 hour room service
  • Bar
  • Boardroom
  • Central air conditioning
  • Free parking
  • Free wi-fi
  • Lounge
  • No pets allowed
  • Off street parking
  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Restaurant
  • Room service
  • Shopping area nearby
  • Spa treatments (on request)
  • Wake-up service
  • Wood burning fireplace

Need to Know

Please be advised that no dinner reservations will be held for guests, in order to avoid disappointment bookings should be made in advance. Please note the breakfast served is a continental breakfast. Guests must show their credit card upon check-in for authorisation purposes. This must be the same credit card that was used to book and a security pre-authorisation of GBP 150 will be charged on arrival.

Credit cards accepted:

Visa, MasterCard, American Express

Check in:

3pm,

Check out:

11am

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  • Townhouse Double

    • Fits 2 people
    • 1 Double/Full Bed
    • 172 ft²/15 m².
    Amenities

    Views: street or village.

    This room includes:

    • central heating
    • flat panel television
    • hairdryer
    • Noble Isle bath amenities
    • phones
    • stand up shower
    • wake up service
  • Deluxe Double

    • Fits 2 people
    • 1 Queen Bed
    • 273 ft²/25 m².
    Amenities

    This room includes:

    • central air conditioning
    • central heating
    • flat panel television
    • hairdryer
    • heated floor
    • international channel
    • Noble Isle bath amenities
    • on demand movies
    • phones
    • rain shower
    • stand up shower
    • wake up service
  • Superior Double

    • Fits 2 people
    • 1 Queen Bed
    • 286 ft²/26 m².
    Amenities

    This room includes:

    • central air conditioning
    • central heating
    • flat panel television
    • hairdryer
    • heated floor
    • international channel
    • Noble Isle bath amenities
    • on demand movies
    • phones
    • rain shower
    • soaking tub
    • stand up shower
    • wake up service
  • Junior Suite

    • Fits 2 people
    • 1 Queen Bed
    • 391 ft²/36 m².
    Amenities

    This room includes:

    • central air conditioning
    • central heating
    • flat panel television
    • hairdryer
    • heated floor
    • international channel
    • Noble Isle bath amenities
    • on demand movies
    • phones
    • rain shower
    • soaking tub
    • stand up shower
    • wake up service
  • Suite

    • Fits 2 people
    • 1 Queen Bed
    • 496 ft²/46 m².
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    This room includes:

    • central air conditioning
    • central heating
    • flat panel television
    • hairdryer
    • heated floor
    • international channel
    • Noble Isle bath amenities
    • on demand movies
    • phones
    • rain shower
    • soaking tub
    • stand up shower
    • wake up service
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Hotel Amenities and Services

  • 100% non-smoking hotel
  • 24 hour room service
  • Bar
  • Boardroom
  • Central air conditioning
  • Free parking
  • Free wi-fi
  • Lounge
  • No pets allowed
  • Off street parking
  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Restaurant
  • Room service
  • Shopping area nearby
  • Spa treatments (on request)
  • Wake-up service
  • Wood burning fireplace

Need to Know

Please be advised that no dinner reservations will be held for guests, in order to avoid disappointment bookings should be made in advance. Please note the breakfast served is a continental breakfast. Guests must show their credit card upon check-in for authorisation purposes. This must be the same credit card that was used to book and a security pre-authorisation of GBP 150 will be charged on arrival.

Credit cards accepted:

Visa, MasterCard, American Express

Check in:

3pm,

Check out:

11am

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